tibias: (why do i only have four fingers here...)
red-haired shanks ([personal profile] tibias) wrote2012-09-04 05:13 pm
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[ in the background, there's the sounds of nature. rustling leaves, rushing water, chirping birds... and then there's a quiet chuckle from the owner of the journal. ]

This is quite the place. I've seen a lot in my time, but nothing like this. And that guide is handy! [ there's another small laugh ] Very thorough in its explaining this place. My thanks to its maintainer.

[ shanks pauses and there's the sounds of splashing. he's kicking his feet in the river. ]

If this place gets new arrivals in cycles, I imagine you get a number of these "I'm new here," journal entries. Aaah, well, that won't do. Let's spice things up and give you something more interesting than that!

Stop me if you've heard this one before... A Marine officer falls overboard during a battle with some pirates. He's a Devil Fruit user, so he can't swim and has to be rescued by a deckhand. When he's back aboard his ship, he thanks the deckhand and asks how he can best repay his underling for saving his life. The deckhand looks sheepish as he replies. "I think the best reward would be keeping it a secret, sir," he says, "If the other fellows knew I pulled you out, they might push me in!" Dahahahaha!

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-09-12 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I got something even better! [He grabs his journal, and opens it to this entry. You get a lovely view of Marco with hideous red hair.]

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-09-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He is damn proud of this, and will just crack up along with you.] Best damn prank I've ever done!

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-09-13 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, believe me, neither am I. There was one time he impersonated a turkey, and I never let him forget that. Make sure you tell him you know about both of those now.
Edited 2012-09-13 05:58 (UTC)

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-09-13 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[PFFFF Shanks, you so funny.] I'm glad you think that.