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[ in the background, there's the sounds of nature. rustling leaves, rushing water, chirping birds... and then there's a quiet chuckle from the owner of the journal. ]
This is quite the place. I've seen a lot in my time, but nothing like this. And that guide is handy! [ there's another small laugh ] Very thorough in its explaining this place. My thanks to its maintainer.
[ shanks pauses and there's the sounds of splashing. he's kicking his feet in the river. ]
If this place gets new arrivals in cycles, I imagine you get a number of these "I'm new here," journal entries. Aaah, well, that won't do. Let's spice things up and give you something more interesting than that!
Stop me if you've heard this one before... A Marine officer falls overboard during a battle with some pirates. He's a Devil Fruit user, so he can't swim and has to be rescued by a deckhand. When he's back aboard his ship, he thanks the deckhand and asks how he can best repay his underling for saving his life. The deckhand looks sheepish as he replies. "I think the best reward would be keeping it a secret, sir," he says, "If the other fellows knew I pulled you out, they might push me in!" Dahahahaha!
This is quite the place. I've seen a lot in my time, but nothing like this. And that guide is handy! [ there's another small laugh ] Very thorough in its explaining this place. My thanks to its maintainer.
[ shanks pauses and there's the sounds of splashing. he's kicking his feet in the river. ]
If this place gets new arrivals in cycles, I imagine you get a number of these "I'm new here," journal entries. Aaah, well, that won't do. Let's spice things up and give you something more interesting than that!
Stop me if you've heard this one before... A Marine officer falls overboard during a battle with some pirates. He's a Devil Fruit user, so he can't swim and has to be rescued by a deckhand. When he's back aboard his ship, he thanks the deckhand and asks how he can best repay his underling for saving his life. The deckhand looks sheepish as he replies. "I think the best reward would be keeping it a secret, sir," he says, "If the other fellows knew I pulled you out, they might push me in!" Dahahahaha!
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[voice] i apologize for how awful this joke is
[voice] completely accepted
look at this face, shanks.
he
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wow]
Your jokes suck so much, I'm embarrassed.
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[Okay, okay.]
So there's this guy who's just arrived. He realizes pretty quickly that he's not home anymore and pops onto the network to get to know everything. A while later, the man decides to try and make friends with a joke.
[He pauses.]
The joke's so bad, they only pop in to tell him how much it sucked and leave.
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heh.]
What do you call a monster?
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actually took him seriously ahhhh that doesn't happen often--]
What's your name? That way I know who to look for when you've finally got some better ones.
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What's your name?
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oh maybe he knows perona then she said something about pirates once he things.
straw hats or s/t]
Chien.
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